by WalterWhitesPhD December 10, 2023

When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.
Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip
Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face
Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?
Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip
Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face
Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?
Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip
by Vice420 June 12, 2021

by Exotic-Ennards February 5, 2021

utahn 2: want pizza hut
utahn 2: sure
anywhere else: PIZZA HUT GAVE ME DIAREAHH AND I NEEDED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
utahn 2: sure
anywhere else: PIZZA HUT GAVE ME DIAREAHH AND I NEEDED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
by WTWTWTWTWTWTWWTTWTWTWTWTWTTWTW July 9, 2023

by NonsenseRoaster June 25, 2025

90% of Canal Fulton’s market. Oh and we have a salad bar for no reason at all. I forgot to mention that it takes 690 business days to deliver.
by The quiet kid in class August 17, 2021

John: Domino's Just Out Pizza'd The Hut
Pizza Hut: How? It Is Impossible To Out Pizza The Hut!
John: Domino's Cooked Theirs For Longer, Thus It Was Tastier, And Domino's Took Less Time To Deliver My Pizza, And In Doing So, Out Pizza'd The Hut
Pizza Hut: How? It Is Impossible To Out Pizza The Hut!
John: Domino's Cooked Theirs For Longer, Thus It Was Tastier, And Domino's Took Less Time To Deliver My Pizza, And In Doing So, Out Pizza'd The Hut
by ioutpizza'dthehutonce March 6, 2023
