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putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!
"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"
by felching belcher October 16, 2009
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pisting yawa

Visayan curse words for "devil shit".

pisti - shit
yawa - devil

pisting yawa - devil shit
Pisting yawa!!!
Meaning: Devil shit!!!

Pisting yawa gi-atay sakita s'akong totoy!
Meaning: Devil shit, fuck this, my boob hurts!

Pisting yawa, kuyawa sa ngitngit sad uy!
Meaning: Devil shit, the dark is so great!
by MasItumSaNgitngit January 9, 2009
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Reverse Petting Zoo

Originally from "The Office"

Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.
Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."
by MorganBVBArmy August 22, 2011
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Condom Potting

When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl
Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks

Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids

Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean
by K8thegr8 June 15, 2014
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Soup Potting

When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.
In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.
by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015
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Picting

The practice of exchanging pictures back and forth on cell phones rather than texting simple text.
Rachel was at Olive Garden picting photos of her breadsticks to her friend at Chevy's, who was picting back her chips and salsa.
by CraigTricamo November 6, 2010
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putting words in the horse's mouth

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them
boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, and FYI it's actually Italian and Latin homework I was going to work on, later on the chemistry and physics.
by Sexydimma April 28, 2014
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