Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".

Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!

by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017

pistacho

Incontinency

Better keep that pistacho under control at the dinner function, mate!

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

Pustachio

When a man 'nuts' on a woman's pustache

I made sure I smeared it in and really painted that pustachio

by Iwantcheddar March 7, 2018

pistachiio

a pistachio but with an extra i

pistachio is splled pistachio, not pistachiio!

by wizard926e March 10, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching big mouth and read the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching Big Mouth reads the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

Pistacchio Syndrome

AN addictive impulse; a chain-reaction, normally related to food. When you start, you Just can’t stop. Olives, peanuts, chips, etc- you just can’t get enough of them. pile them in until they run out! And you normally have the next one ready to go right after...

At the movies, Anthea experienced an acute bout of Pistacchio Syndrome when she grabbed Mark’s large tub of popcorn and finished it off without offering it to anyone.

Junior started biting his thumb nail, and finished off the other 9. He was grounded by his parents for negative Pistacchio Syndrome

by Sonny Saint April 12, 2020