pillsburied

To have flaked out on someone.

To have skipped out on meeting someone

Where's Jake?

Oh, he says he's not coming

Damn, we got pillsburied.

pillsburied by inteus May 18, 2014

pilsbury creampie 

When you cum inside a can of pilsbury dough and then feed it to your family.

“Wow dad that breakfast was delicious!”
“Thanks, it was a Pilsbury creampie”

pilsbury creampie by Duronomous bosch August 25, 2021