The 3 Pillars of Pervianity

the three aspects of a girl by which she should be measured:
1) TITS
2) LEGS
3) ARSE

dave: what would you rate her?

ahmed : she scores very highly on all the 3 pillars of pervianity

by robbo13 December 16, 2011

stone pillar

When a mans penis is so hard that it can break rocks in one hit.

I will smash you all with my stone pillar.

by FireShotGamer December 15, 2017

eject pillar

To stick out one’s male anatomical organ from the clothing articles.

Oh... So I have to eject pillar?

by MrWhomstDVe December 04, 2020

Pillar Man

the urge to draw people with SWORDS

I feel like a pillar man

by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE? This is th March 30, 2022

meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 06, 2017

Pillar Condoms

The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.

Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.

by UpUrsDude963 August 21, 2010

Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.

FUCK I just died to granny pillar bro...

by Skrrtt August 13, 2024