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Plappert

To believe anything you are told when it comes to chatting up a member of the opposite sex. 'Plapperts' are stupid, oblivious and will do whatever you tell them to. They think they are talking dirty but really they're just talking a load of funny shit and it gives everyone around them a good laugh.
'I dream of shaving you head, eyebrows included, so i can redraw some features with a permanent marker to make you the perfect woman. this is often the dream i have before i wake up in my own piss.'

'Do you want me to talk dirty? Yes or no.'
'Yes.'
'Okay. I want you to make me purr with excitement, for Roberta, for Peter and for Phyllis, for i am the embodiment of the railway children and subsequently i do like a good rag on.'

'He's such a Plappert!'
by Ricky, Emily and Jamie. October 20, 2009
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plappy

Adjective; having a gel or gelatinous texture or consistency. Similar to elderflower jelly or excess skin.
"That dessert was a little bit plappy".
by LemsipMax December 18, 2012
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Plap

The sound feces makes as it strikes the plastic floor of a previously unused port-a-potty.
Dude, I heard your plap from out here!
by Scott Wawawawa June 30, 2005
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plap

a vicious hand movement where the victim gets punch slapped. Can be violent, but not recommended without health insurance or to be practiced by the elderly.
Yeah, man if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna plap ya one.
by bread infection November 25, 2009
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Plap

Breast
The sound generated from a pair of breasts colliding - "Plap!"
Dude, check-out the plaps on this chick!

As she jogged through the park carelessly and without support, the plap-plapping of her sof breasts excited her in a way she never felt before...
by CorkyBobbler March 30, 2009
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Plap - The sound of ones sausage whacking another person.
"I plapped him on the arm, lets plap another"
by Becky. March 9, 2004
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Plap

To fart out semen onto another person's face.
"My girlfriend spat spunk up my arse last night so i plapped fuck outta her"

"I'll plap you mate"
by Volkswagen November 26, 2007
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