PatsFanTx

A troll loser who is in love with Cindy Brady and spends his days bashing the NY Jets.

PatsFanTx is an assclown. (see assclown)

by Noodle Arm October 26, 2004

Pats Flats

When you really have to go, and you just can't hold it, Pats Flats is a place to pee.

I've really got to pee, lets go to Pats Flats!

by Jeanne August 30, 2004

PatsR

Legendary and beloved NFL message board troll, considered a genius in many circles. Best known for his "PatsR Guarantee", PatsR is similar to a rock star on many levels. He is also referred to as the "Ambassador of Patriots Nation".

"Randy Moss will play for the New England Patriots in 2007, on that I give you my PatsR Guarantee"

by IUColtPacerFan August 7, 2007

Patsy

Slang for a line. Usually cocaine. Originates from Patsy Cline. Used mostly in Liverpool.

"Lets go for a quick Patsy"

by Gazbags January 21, 2010

Patsy's Finger

When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.

Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.

by Philly Jay September 15, 2015

Patsy

A Scottish term used to refer a line of an illegal substance crushed up(usually cocaine)

“That was a big patsy”

by TheScottishPablo June 20, 2018

Patsy Cline

A classic country singer, who is well known for many hit songs, such as I Fall to Peices, Crazy and Walkin' After Midnight. She also rasied the bar for female country singers and is still one of the best singers in the genre.

CMT said that Patsy Cline was the #1 most important woman in country music.

by wingkon June 16, 2010