john: man i tried going out with a pan woman
ron: what happened?
john: she hit me with a pan and now im in pan
ron: did you mean your in pain
john: no i ment shes actually cooking me right now im inside the pan please send help
ron: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
john: and im in pan
ron: i know your in a pan
john: this time i ment pain
ron: ohhhhhh
john: shes still cooking me alive send help please
ron: CHEESUS FUCKING CHRIDT MY LORD AND SAVIOUR WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
john: ouchie