padonka donk

That full, round, and juicy ass. Mostly of the Afro-American, or J-Lo persuasion.

"did you see that ass? Dammmmn, she got tha padonka donk"

by Chad Carr January 16, 2003

Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.

if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.

by bitofbanter99 April 10, 2010

paedonecrozoophilia

Someone who has an unhealthy liking and gains sexual gratification from dead baby animals

That dirty zoo keeper bastard's a right paedonecrozoophile

by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

paedopete

a paedophile named peter who owned a bedding company.
managing director of alf stewarts rape dungeon inc.

paedopete, loves little boys. feeds them ice cream, loves playing games.

by little ice cream eater boy September 25, 2013

Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

Padook

1) When people named Jimmy do not complete tasks successfully or at all.
2) (noun Padooken) A clothing combination that involves a loud red polo with a tweed jacket from the salvation army.

You really padooked that up.
That is a nice padooken you have on.

by PadookNet August 23, 2019

Padoodyhole

Warm and moist, similar to after a warm run and your balls stick to your legs. That's the best example I can give

My Padoodyhole quakes

by SmushyUrbanDictionary March 3, 2022