whack one out

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

by invalidrecord June 28, 2009

Rub one out

when you just really gotta come, so you make yourself. wether it's via vibe, hand, or any gadjet for that matter

Man, I was so stressed out, I relax after I rub one out

by notafanof100lbs October 03, 2008

Wub one out

Cover the sound of masturbation by playing loud, shitty dubstep.

A walks into B's apartment: "Man does your roommate really like dubstep?"
B: "Nah bro he's just about to wub one out."

by JoeShmoe24 June 27, 2013

Smashed one out

Masturbating

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.

by Nope not me October 19, 2018

Rubn one out

Masturbation

Zech said he was rubn one out

by Isabelify June 27, 2018

kurl one out

To Kurl one out is to cyber shit out pointless emails, usually with ulterior motives. To diarrhoea buddy requests in a desperate attempt to appear popular.

Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.

by Spamola July 15, 2008

odd one out

referring to yourself- when you feel like you don’t fit in with a group of people or just two people

in general-
when you feel like you aren’t included when with people

when you feel like you don’t belong

i’m the odd one out, im number 3, no one cares about me
im the odd one out in the trio
im the odd one out

by 2boujee4ya December 06, 2021