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One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.
Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
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one eyed wink

She gave me the one eyed wink.
by Jiggawho? April 28, 2006
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One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash

A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash last night?"
by ASaad May 21, 2009
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one-eyed-trouser-snake

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.
by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
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One-Eyed Dolphin

Sex move. The woman will appear to be a "one-eyed dolphin". Having sex doggy style and the man surprises her by shifting gears and placing his penis into her ass. She will quickly turn and shriek--from your point of view she will appear from the side (one-eyed), the noise she will make will be similar to a dolphin.
"My friend Jimmy was giving it to his girlfriend from behind and without warning he slammed it into her ass. She turned quickly and yelped like Flipper! He said that she looked like a one-eyed dolphin."
by Ricky66 January 1, 2006
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one eyed milkman

A man's weehole at the end of his penis, out of which also 'the milkman' delivers 'the cream', but only if he feels like it.
Percy showed Doris his one eyed milkman. She liked it because she had ordered double cream. She loves to swallow.
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