daily express

Princess Diana fanzine. Essentially the Daily Mail with added Princess Diana obsessing.

Headlines of the Daily Express: "Diana crash REALLY WAS A CONSPIRACY"

"...No it wasn't"

"YES IT WAS!1"

by Dickface Faceofadick May 27, 2007

Grit Daily

A way to get urban news on brands and trends without being a total sell out.

Q: Where'd you get that scoop on that event coming up?

A: I got it off Grit Daily. We gon' know what's the best way to do it for real, now.

by MollyDebois April 25, 2019

Daily Double

When you suck at hockey and get checked and knocked to the ice twice in the same shift.

Those guys are big. Give me odds that tommy hits the daily double this shift.

by DuChaude May 1, 2016

Daily Bow

the act of forcefully causing another person to bow to you in front of others to shame and humiliate them for an act they have committed, or to exhibit dominance over an individual.

individual 1- my roommate sean wouldn't stop pestering me, so i daily bowed him in front of all our friends.
individual 2- yeah i saw him afterwards walking around pouting with his head down in shame.
individual 1- yeah he wont ever do it again!

by Bmulch December 16, 2011

Daily Double

When you take a dump, and after you finish flushing and washing your hands, you realize you have to take another.

If you eat dinner, wait a few minutes, and eat dessert, you could have a daily double on your hands.

by Tikibarberfan August 11, 2010

Daily Constitutional

Taking a crap; unloading; a person's "daily"

John always made sure he was alone before indulging in his daily constitutional. It was either this or risk embarrassment.

by smashingblonde January 1, 2011

Daily Duty

1. the act of pooping
2. the human bottom (gluteus maximus)

"He kicked me in my daily duty." (Laurel & Hardy, "The Piano Movers")

by [e-mail] August 13, 2018