Vomit Omelette

When your eating a girl out, and she has her period, and the blood get's in your mouth, and then you throw it up back into her vagina.

Dude, i totally gave her a vomit omelette!

by CrayBaines January 21, 2009

alabama omelette

Sex move where the male moves his tongue in a circular motion around the female's vagina without actually sticking his tongue inside. Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Man: Hey baby you wanna do the alabama hot pocket?
Woman: No let's try the Alabama Omelette instead

by realest tho. October 3, 2016

Dusty Omelette

Giving an elderly lady cunnilingus. Whilst doing so you get your tongue up as far as you can as if you were trying to make omelettes out of her remaining ovaries.

I gave my grandma a Dusty Omelette.

by Zodiac Killer 1997 August 14, 2016

Amish omelette

When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.

Also see Amish Omelette with cheese

He was very drunk and was craving an Amish Omelette

by Dr James November 21, 2013

egyptian omelette

Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.

"Hey Jeff, Peter and I have made an you and Egyptian Omelette!"
"Thanks Kane, you're the best"

by mcsilverue October 8, 2013

Cum omelette

When a male ejaculates onto a frying pan and proceeds to scramble it like eggs

I made a cum omelette yesterday

by Hitlersforeskin22 December 6, 2019

Ovary omelette

An aborted fetus fried in melted goat milk butter on med-high for 8-10 minutes or until crispy. Served best with a side of hash browns and baby seal chips. Delicacy among Urban cannibalistic doctors, or black canadians.

Dr. Brown sure can cook an ovary omelette!

by Typhanee Jawnsun December 5, 2010