People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.
by wichkrft December 18, 2024
The perfect age difference for an Oregon couple to be. If he is 51 from Oregon and she is 35 from Montana. Both gone through enough shit in life. Donny and Larra meet.
by Pdxtomopin February 07, 2023
by oldergirllover69 December 10, 2024
a god born before the younger sibling(s), who must deal with the younger sibling(s) nonsense. they are punished more harshly than them, and have to suffer the toture of their younger sibling(s) getting a lesser punishment than them. they get blamed for things they didnt do by their parents and siblings. please send them (and me) free pizza to help them gain back their godly powers -maya froggie
johnny: "i blamed my older sibling for killing our parents today."
person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."
person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."
by maya froggie March 14, 2024
Older sibling: *comes in room*
Me: what do you want
Older sibling: *just stands there*
Me: get out!
Older sibling: *gets out and LEAVES THE DOOR FKING OPEN*
Me: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR
Older sibling: hey wanna get starbucks
Me: yes let’s go
*dies laughing in car*
Me: what do you want
Older sibling: *just stands there*
Me: get out!
Older sibling: *gets out and LEAVES THE DOOR FKING OPEN*
Me: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR
Older sibling: hey wanna get starbucks
Me: yes let’s go
*dies laughing in car*
by Urlocalidiottt:) November 20, 2023