A old man, typically used in a stereotypical way of a cranky old man, that always yells at children to get off his driveway, porch or more commonly used, lawn.
by Slutty Pikachu69 April 24, 2016
by Mandem.com November 11, 2019
A bar whose primary clientele consists of older men, most of whom are married and go to an old man bar to get away from their wives. Most old man bars are spartanly furnished, and prices tend to be cheaper than average. There is a large overlap with "beer and shot" bars. Most old man bars are working class, as upper class men that age will congregate in country clubs or more upscale drinking establishments.
My unlce always goes to Jack's Tavern, but my aunt doesn't care because it's just an old man bar. He is not going to meet any women there.
by vonratt March 07, 2014
The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.
“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
by GGuthrie February 17, 2018
Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018
by Slazenginho November 28, 2021
an older man who's looking good for his age!
doesn't have to be really, really old. fit middle aged men usually fit into this category.
doesn't have to be really, really old. fit middle aged men usually fit into this category.
by emily b! December 05, 2007