Oxymoron

A person who has suffered hypoxic brain damage from a botched autoerotic asphyxiation session.

After dangling unconscious from his wank noose for 15 minutes, John was successfully resuscitated, but alas it was too late; severe deficits in his intellectual faculties had rendered him an oxymoron.

by Pimbo May 16, 2018

Oxymoron

A series of words that contradict each other.

paradoxjuxtapositioncontradiction

Oxymoron example:
Donald Trump for President

by Cheyennepepper May 27, 2016

oxymoron

Two words with contradicting meanings used together.
Something that appears self-contradictory.

Oxymoron Examples:

French Resistance
Microsoft Works
Rap Music

by RANDOM TEH April 21, 2010

oxymoron

Two words in a sentence that contradict each other. Not necessarily opposites, however

Oxymoron examples

Talented Rapper
Holy Crap
AOL high-speed broadband
Holy War
Square Circle
United Arab Emirates

by JCJ August 27, 2006

oxymoron

noun; adverb; a word used to describe a combination of 2 words or names that when used in a sarcastic light, is probably the funniest way to make light of any person, place, or thing,. Individual results may vary when said word is orated/spoken. There are many definitions of oxymoron, which proves the slant on the word itself is an expression of each individual's self interest and display of wit.

military intelligents,
cracker work,
igger work,
microsoft works,
urban dictionary

oxymoron definition,

by terryzz February 24, 2009

oxymoron

A stupid idiot with zits.

That oxymoron didn't have to be able to play connect the dots on his face. The oxy pads were sitting right there!

by engtchr July 18, 2006

Oxymoron

A habitual user of Oxycodone whose continuted use has diminished their intellect to that of an idiot or moron.

Damn, Martinique your brother sure is an oxymoron." "Well what do you expect? He smokes them thangs like Newports!

by Professor Von Slice Five October 30, 2010