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OMNG

What atheists use to start most of their exclamatory sentences.

Abbreviation for 'Oh My Non-existent God!'
Example 1:
Theist: You can't disprove the existent of God.
Atheist: OMNG, I don't think I can explain the concept of burden of proof to you one more time!

Example 2:
Theist: Jesus loves you, you know.
Atheist: OMNG, would you please step off my lawn!
by Malleus Dei December 20, 2010
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Omnipotent

A state of being all-powerful and godlike. In fact, it is being a god.
My demonic powers have made me OMNIPOTENT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
by Big Boss March 9, 2005
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Omnoms

Any kind of food, chow, eats, sustenance, etc., but particulary of the delicious snack variety.

May be colloquially referred to simply as "oms".
Bob: I'm really hungry man.
Billy: Let's book it to the 7-Eleven to get some omnoms then.

Joe: These bbq kettle chips are fucking delicious.
Susie: I know, they're my fave type of oms.
by Alexikat September 8, 2009
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omnominous

A feeling of impending lunch
I have this omnominous feeling...
by Wulfson August 10, 2009
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omneg!

omneg = oh my non existant god!

computer chat exclamation for non believers
omneg! i can't believe you just wrote that!!!
by jebstewart October 10, 2004
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Omnicism

The belief that all religions and people are connected in some way or another. Omnicists believe in almost all religions (such as Buddhism and Christianity) but only believe in certain aspects of those religions.

First created by Andrew Edwards (year 2007) in the attempt to better the world through religion. Omnicism believes that in the beginning of time there was one religion in which everyone took part of. it is also believed that this religion might have been lost with the creation of different nations/religions. By splitting the religions into different parts many different names came to be known as the God (such as Buddha, God, etc.), and that with different names came different practices.

Now, Omnicism is different from other religions in that Omnicists believe that everyone goes to Heaven if they do good deeds and except the "Almighty One" in their lives. Omnicists also believe in staying healthy and living life to its fullest. Most Omnicists are often seen doing extreme sports and other thrilling events. Omnicism is not practiced as much as Christianity or other religions but with some help there might be a place for all people to live together in harmony.
"He believes in Buddha and God, so he must believe in Omnicism!"
by Omniman March 25, 2007
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omniwrong

to be incorrect on such a large scale that could be considered god-like.
dude, you're not just wrong, you're omniwrong!
by IHaveAnEducation September 21, 2009
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