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old man jimmy

Oi fam dat old man jimmy is like such a nonce
by Mandem.com November 11, 2019
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old man spec

Old man spec is describing a trim level on a pick up truck that an elderly man would want. Full leather, power everything, running boards, and typically extended or crew cab.
Man, this is a nice truck full old man spec.
by Youmagoo March 15, 2019
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old man dick

The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.
“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
by GGuthrie February 17, 2018
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Old Man Jankins

A old man, typically used in a stereotypical way of a cranky old man, that always yells at children to get off his driveway, porch or more commonly used, lawn.
Man, 'Old Man Jankins' a prick...
by Slutty Pikachu69 May 30, 2016
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Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.
Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
by The Real Driller August 30, 2022
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Old man piss

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat
by Slazenginho November 28, 2021
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old man fit

an older man who's looking good for his age!
doesn't have to be really, really old. fit middle aged men usually fit into this category.
"richard gere, patrick swayze, liam and noel gallagher,
johnny depp, etc... well old man fit!"
by emily b! December 31, 2007
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