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folding offense

An outrageous mistake, misunderstanding, or insult. Unforgivable behavior.
I don’t care how many time you apologize, Jess; it was a folding offense.
by Jessica Loraine March 12, 2021
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Offended

The bonus boss of the Internet. If you've defeated the Pain series page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, this next one is for you!!
I have conquered the Offended page several times now! Prove you're badass too, go there now!
by jcthunder May 15, 2010
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puckable offense

A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
by CM$ney May 11, 2009
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wildcat offense

Spitting game to women. Specifically reading their next move like it is the defensive end, which is the typical read of the wildcat offense.
Chris was really running his wildcat offense to perfection last night. He got 3 numbers and a blowjob. I think he is better than anyone at running the wildcat offense. He is so money!
by The Panarelli Pipe January 18, 2011
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offenderman

A slender like figure who stalkes women for sex. He has two rose, a red rose and a blue rose. He wears a trench coat, a fedora and boots. Women call him "smexy".
Who are you?
My name is offenderman but you can call me "smexy".
by #GamerGirl October 6, 2016
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Herpetual offender

Someone who knowingly has the STD, Herpes, and repeatedly has sexual intercourse with unknowing suspects.
I'd stay away from Jamie if I was you, he's a total herpetual offender!
by Ultramega June 3, 2010
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Repeat Offender

The act of having anal sex with a female two or more times in a night.
Tashera came over last night and I gave her the Repeat Offender!
by two feet of cock March 17, 2009
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