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A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.
A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.
Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.
Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.
Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)
Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.
Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)
Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.
(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)
Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.
Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)
Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.
(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
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