• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
Get the Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) mug.Just like a walk of shame, but with your cock. Especially, when your cock decides to be uncooperative and either you can't get it up at all OR you end up ejaculating too quickly. Then your girl is mad at you and you are ashamed of yourself.
John: So, the girl you took home with you last night, was she any good?
Paul: I don't know man...
John: Wtf do you meanmean by that?
Paul: Nothing dude, I totally had a cock of shame last night!
John: Oh, you poor thine! Here, take this blue pill next time.
Paul: I don't know man...
John: Wtf do you meanmean by that?
Paul: Nothing dude, I totally had a cock of shame last night!
John: Oh, you poor thine! Here, take this blue pill next time.
by johnsonneil July 27, 2014
Get the cock of shame mug.1. someone who thinks wayyyy too much of themselves and thinks that they are really popular...when everyone really knows theyre a whore...
2.the hardest lad in the school (usually a chav) that will go round beating people up for the sake of it cos he knows he can...
3.a person who will look down on anyone who isnt with the in-crowd and treat them like shit...
4. Ragena George of the movie "mean girls" is the perfect cock of the school.
2.the hardest lad in the school (usually a chav) that will go round beating people up for the sake of it cos he knows he can...
3.a person who will look down on anyone who isnt with the in-crowd and treat them like shit...
4. Ragena George of the movie "mean girls" is the perfect cock of the school.
Cock of the school: wow everyone loves me!!cos I'm so beautiful and popular and i was the first to lose my virginity!!!
Best friend: yeah everyone loves you!!(thinking: why can I be you!!)
(meanewhile a outcasted punk/emo walks past)
girl: (mutters to herself): u fuckin whore...no-one likes you...(rolls eyes)
Best friend: yeah everyone loves you!!(thinking: why can I be you!!)
(meanewhile a outcasted punk/emo walks past)
girl: (mutters to herself): u fuckin whore...no-one likes you...(rolls eyes)
by Jayne-x November 11, 2006
Get the cock of the school mug.• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
Get the Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) mug.• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
“Where is it?”
“Are you in?”
“Seriously?!”
“Oh HELL no!”
“What do you mean you’re done?”
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
“Where is it?”
“Are you in?”
“Seriously?!”
“Oh HELL no!”
“What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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