nutella bum

When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.
Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.
by Ethan Barnes February 07, 2017
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nutella wristy

When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)
eg.

Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm
by In your endo June 14, 2014
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Nutella kiss

The act of dropping a small amount of Nutella onto a piece of furniture (most commonly, computers) and then licking it off.
Dude, I had to give my keyboard the Nutella kiss this morning.
by cl4ssy April 08, 2012
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nutella guy

by Nutella Guy February 19, 2019
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Nutella Time

watching porn with the homies but instead of a group fap session we just eat instead, preferably bread and nutella
Hey Cliff I'm feeling really dry today, can we go to your place for a Nutella Time?
by beapimpnotasimp July 19, 2020
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Nutella Dick

Where a male covers his dick and balls in nutella and their partner licks it off
I gave my partner nutella dick last night
by fcfkhf January 13, 2019
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nutella pops

A sexual act where oral sex is initiated by the use of nutella on the male genitals and cleaned off by a female or male if you swing that way....
Man, her mouth is so open...she wants some nutella pops!
by Rook83 September 21, 2011
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