butt nut

Butt nut is a term founded by Christopher Columbus on the day of January 5th, 1493. Popularized by the 2017 genre of memes including Doge, Ugandan Knuckles, etc. Napoleon brought the term to life in 1808 when he sent a letter to his wife during the battle of Waterloo just before his great defeat. The letter wrote "My sweet butt nut, if this may be my last nut, I'm glad we did in the butt.. - Your butt nut, Bonerfart.

My wonderful butt nut.

OR
You're a fucking butt nut

by Nap o lean bonefar April 15, 2024

Nuts and butts

A prison term referring to strip searching male inmates

Guards were doing nuts and butts on the way back from the chow hall and found my shank.

by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021

crispy butt nut

issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt

yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt

by mother gosling April 15, 2020

Butt Nut

When he fucks you, and you find yourself on the toilet pushing his cum out of you. Specifically, cum with little crumbs of shit

Sorry babe, I took forever in the bathroom wiping butt nut off of myself. Let's cuddle <3

by WeaveEater May 25, 2023

Nuts and butts

When things get outta control, and the individual creating the madness has nuts and likes butts. This phrase is used to express ones owning of nuts while they also exude a strong want or desire for butts. The phrase can be used by many as long as they possess nuts.

That party was Nuts and Butts!!

by Space bear July 18, 2018

Butt nut

a white substance that comes from a males butt

there was butt nut dripping from his leg

by Edac$ definition April 7, 2023

nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023