nub

A really stupid way of saying "noob"
Which a really stupid way of saying "newb"
Which is a really stupid way of saying "newbie"

Used by staggeringly unclever nerds to insult people but end up looking staggeringly retarded. Average age of user: 13-22 (When 99% of users reach 23 they realize how damn stupid they sound and stop speaking with lame, internet affectations)

People can cite the military all they like. Game nerds only use the word, because it is the mouth breathing internet dweller's idea of "clever" to respell shit in stupid ways.

Calling someone "nub" makes you look like a retarded 5 year old. It makes you look far more idiotic then those you mock.

by Lig Na Baste January 5, 2009

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nub

For all the tards out there that use this term loosely, or explain at length how it "originated in online gaming" - whatever.

"Nub" is a Navy submariner term for those who are new to the sub and don't know how to do anything yet (and thus unqualified in submarines)

Thus "nub" means "non-useful body" get it right, or don't use it.

Dude, he didn't know how to do that, he's still a nub.

by drewbe May 8, 2007

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nub

A definition similar to noob or n00b, who is someone who does not know anything about a topic. A nub is someone who has been doing something for a while and has had the opportunity to learn it, and they usually claim they know a lot about the topic, but they still don't know much about the topic.

The guy at rathcast.com is a total nub. He claims he knows sooooo much about computers, but his website is atrocious and he doesn't know a thing I don't know.

by starbucks95905 April 6, 2008

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