The Temple of Notch is what some would call, a holy sight, but to those few who know it’s true purpose, it is the holiest of hollies. Crafted and built with utmost care and dedication, The Temple of Notch has become the destination for weary, oppressed, and dedicated pilgrims, searching and seeking thoroughly for peace of mind, wisdom, knowledge of their surroundings, the inner cosmos, and the universe itself, power over their mind and body, mastery of the soul, balance between oneself and and the multiverse, the cave update, how to summon herobrine, the secrets to unlocking the pure potential of nature, happy little clouds, the 10/10 toothpaste, the 2 inch brush and the oil paint across the screen we’ll be using for today, dad, and all the unsaved worlds from Minecraft lite. Tread carefully on the path of life you choose to take, lost and wandering gamer, for it shall be riddled with thots, normies, and fedora boys, and remember, don’t ever waste diamonds on a hoe.
CHAD#69: Hey, fellow chad, shall you and you companions be making the pilgrimage to, The Temple of Notch?
WANDERING KYLE: Yes, o wise prophet, I, along with my traveling comrades, are in search of the secret to becoming a True Jedi!
WANDERING KYLE: Yes, o wise prophet, I, along with my traveling comrades, are in search of the secret to becoming a True Jedi!
by Wandering Chad:-1 January 16, 2020
by Miss Maverick July 25, 2010
good, perfect, better than the last...
comes from when people put notches on their bed when they have sex with people, the last is always better than the one before. so its TOP NOTCH
comes from when people put notches on their bed when they have sex with people, the last is always better than the one before. so its TOP NOTCH
by Samantha1992 February 19, 2008
1) a notch that is the highest in a row or column of notches
2) slang. an item, person or idea that is so much better than everything else that it is ridiculous.
2) slang. an item, person or idea that is so much better than everything else that it is ridiculous.
by Fuckstick January 28, 2003
by H00PIE May 31, 2007
good, perfect, better than the last...
comes from when people put notches on their bed when they have sex with people, the last is always better than the one before. so its TOP NOTCH
comes from when people put notches on their bed when they have sex with people, the last is always better than the one before. so its TOP NOTCH
That game was top notch.
by Samantha1992 February 14, 2008
If a car salesman tells you the car is in top-notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.
Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top-notch form this morning!
Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top-notch form this morning!
by Human Freedom March 03, 2006