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Clickbait Jockey

Radio show presenters/hosts who do not achieve their status by merit or talent but by their ability to divide opinion and create social media mountains out of molehills. They are also prepared to endorse conversational topics which would, in regular discussion, send a glass-eye to sleep. Naturally, they think twitter is a reflection of the zeitgeist.
"Welcome to the show. Today's topic, is Donald Trump really an introvert? Call in now on..."

"Ugh! Turn that sh*t off; bloody clickbait jockey"
by Diogenetics October 10, 2017
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clickbait

Animated storytime channels. Need I say more?
Me:*browsing Youtube*
Me: *sees title: "I am allergic to masks! (worse than COVID)*
Me: Wow I wonder what kind of story this could be? *clicks*
Video: *protagonist is a stolen art drawing from Faline San and turns out not to be allergic*
Me: thanks for wasting 10 minutes of my life with your pathetic clickbait, extorting children and giving Karens more excuses to keep exisiting!!!
Everybody else: Why'd you click on the video? Everybody older than 5 knows these channels have no life and are fucking disgusting human beings.
by unnamed7billion September 23, 2020
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Clickbait

Clickbait is a term for videos, pictures, or more that are made to get the most views or clicks on it to get the most clout.

Oftentimes Clickbait on videos will have red arrows, red circles, and absurd things appended to the end of the title, like
*ALMOST DIED* *GONE SEXUAL* *GONE HORRIBLE* *WATCH TO THE END* or multiple at the same time.
jim: i keep getting Clickbait in my suggestions
tom: lol get rekt
by totalbastard May 12, 2020
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Clickbaitism

The act of creating clickbait headlines - to lure readers to inane, untrue or double-minded articles - sold as journalism.

Clickbaitism is clickbait combined with really bad and dishonest journalism.

Especially social media and sponsored articles lead to a new form of clickbaitism.
You can get a degree in clickbaitism at the University of Mount Whateverest.
by KeSch November 15, 2023
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Clickbait

When i click on clickbait idk if its just me but i want to go to that youtubers house, gouge out their eyes, BREAK THEIR FINGERS, UPPERCUT THEIR ASS TO SATURN, AND THEN LASSO THEM BACK TO ARIZONA.... :). Here are some examples of these bitches... N&A Productions, Jaystation, 5-Minute Crafts, Jake Paul... And.... M-mor-AHH.... Mor-Mo-m- EUUGHH.... M-MORG- MORGZ!!!!! barfs*
Lol this video is 100% Morgz clickbait... Clicks*
Title: CALLING MICKEY MOUSE AT 3 AM!!! OMG HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED!!! NOT CLICKBAIT.
by IamAhooman_00 February 1, 2021
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Clickbaiting

The act of obsessively following links in your feeds in hopes of finding something stimulating.
Grant was on the couch in the living room clickbaiting through UBIs about his dream car, the Ford Focus, instead of attending to his woman's needs in the bedroom.
by NavyRhino May 29, 2023
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Clickbait

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Example: **OMG** I FOUND A ALIEN IN THE FORTITE VORTEX ***CRAZY*** or Making my duck a roblox account :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
|Clickbait= people who make titles and thumbnails that not represent the video/post for millons of clicks and views they usally make money outta this.
by idontknowwhattoputheresoleave September 30, 2018
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