Noodled

To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.

Pirates have been noodled by His Noodly Appendage.

by A Pirate June 25, 2012

noodles

two men rubbing limp dicks together

Watts and danny were playing noodles last night in their bedroom until it turned into a good ole fashion sword fight

by TearDrop February 7, 2004

noodle

In traffic, to pass cars by using a short stretch of the far right lane, only to merge left before colliding with parked cars, before the end of the lane, etc. So named to reflect the slippery and curvy nature of a prepared noodle.

Marta faked like she was turning right, but just as the light changed, she noodled the beige Camry in order to break free from the pack.

by Conrad Starr June 29, 2007

noodle

simply put > Penis.

Shit fire negro i'd dip my noodle in that.

by Vapor Trail August 20, 2003

noodling

the act of putting your flaccid dick inside someone’s asshole

have you ever tried noodling?

by idkwhattopithere January 11, 2022

noodling

The art of aimlessly searching the internet much longer than you ever intended to.

I was going to just check my email, but I ended up noodling for five straight hours.

by noodle master March 29, 2010

Noodles

The only thing that makes you happy and is always there. There like a friend that will never leave your side and loves you to the end.

I love noodles

by Noodleswiferin October 9, 2018