noobitis

Noobitis is a disease mostly spreading in North America. It can be spread by spending long periods of time in the presence of a person infected with the disease. If you are unsure if you or someone you know has this disease, here are some of the symptoms:
-People you know go out of their way to avoid being around you
-People call you names like noob, or loser
-You have a stupid name like Craig,Simon,Lawrence,James,Daniel, or Larry.
-You are a complete crybaby and other people would say that about you
-You say you're not a noob even when everyone else says you are
-You play noob games and say there cool
-You have bad information about everything
-You always fail at life
-You think you're really awesome but have no friends
-Nobody loves you
-You're into noobplay
-You try to get people to guess you're middle name so you can get attention

"Wow Larry, that's such a noob wallpaper you use, you probably have noobitis"

by BobandJustin December 14, 2013

Nombie

One who is in such a state of hunger that the only thought they can possibly entertain is feeding off of the first available source of good.

I am so nombie that I could take candy from a baby.

{zombie} {hungry}

by Teddy Bear Rus October 24, 2015

Norbit

noun: a unit of measurement to indicate how many times the same actor plays a different role in a movie.

"Have you seen Coming to America? In that movie Eddie Murphy is pulling a Norbit 4"

"Mike Myers is Norbit 4 Austin Powers Goldmember"

by Fritopiez October 10, 2016

nobitsura

It means that you are an ancient warrior who will be destined to stop a demonic invasion.

You are the Nobitsura that the prophecy spoke of.

by Errick Lamond Harried Junior March 3, 2018

numbite

when you are nommed you get a shot when surgery you get a shot which is like a bite

"oh my god they gave me such a numbite when i got your new brother it was scary" mom said to me

by Earth Worm Sally May 24, 2018

Norbit

A film that is unarguably bad in nature yet holds such a significance to you for some reason or another that you are able to overlook its flaws and consider it a good movie to you and only you

"Dude, why are you watching Baby Geniuses? It's a garbage film."

"I can't help it, it's my Norbit."

by InvictaCarnelian February 21, 2019

Noobite

The #9 best player who can clap Pat by saying egogogogogogogogogogog but that’s not real. Instead, he shot Cora towards her head by spanking her and calling for a Cora x Twist = Twora but it worked so Noobite means a clapper. Pat please shut up

Noobite please shut your damn mouth, I’m not gonna 1v1 you because you too strong.

by Noobite’s fan July 24, 2019