Stank Nob

Stank nob occurs when after a long night of banging your girlfriend or girlfriends friend then not having time to stop home and wash the wang. Odors that are emmited from the penile vessel are considered to be stank.
i was following this guy up a ladder and man he had some foul smells going on, talk about stank nob.
by mike lea February 09, 2005
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nob rimming

The art of secretly rubbing ones penis round around the top of a wine glass before serving a drink in it to a victim.
"Percy's been ages in the kitchen getting our wine"

"He's probably nob rimming all the glasses"!
by SammySeven November 25, 2006
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Nob cheese

The smelly yellow creamy substance on a mans cock that goes crusty when not washed.
Gary Atkins eat his own nobcheese as well as some of his gay lovers.
by Trevor (Garys gay lover) July 29, 2003
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Nob-Twoddle

adj {Nob tw odd al} The process of spending time and money in reviewing the process of spending time and money. Usually the outcomes are inane with little influence from common sense. Adoption by those who 'buy into the process' is low resulting the further wastage of time and money.
That systems review, its a load of nob-twoddle.

The time in motion team today were been time and motioned, what nob-twoddle!
by sosoverysick March 19, 2010
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Nob nipping

When a bloke has half a hard on and sits down to take a piss. He adjusts on the seat to stop getting piss all over the place and his nob slips under the rim of the seat, thus when he sits back down he squashes his nob between the seat and the rim.
Nob nipping - usually happens in the morning after a hard night on the piss, or after a shag or to blokes that are well endowed. May in fact be the only down side to having a huge penis.
by erosfunk January 24, 2010
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lil nob

arghh james wont come out to play, o it's cos he has a lil nob
by gillam June 08, 2006
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nob jockey

a penis rider(you like to have sexual intercourse with men)
you are a nob jockey (insult)
by Meli_Bug April 12, 2007
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