basement wifi

somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.

Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"

by arcticroy July 9, 2021

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Get the basement wifimug.

school wifi

A wifi router that is commonly used by schools and is terrible to the point of being useless and hated

Person 1: my wifi is so bad
Person 2: be glad its not school wifi

by *eats shit*yum November 17, 2020

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Get the school wifimug.

wifi god

A man or Woman whom can control the WiFi force along with his Pringles can with one fury cat inside

That man is laggein all over the damm place he must be a WIFI god.

Holy shit Ben was just here and fucking disappeared into the WiFi force and he came out right behind me.

by Fuck me in the ass December 15, 2017

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Get the wifi godmug.

Mcdonald's wifi

One's wifi so bad that they can not stop lagging this type of wifi can be seen in video games or Mcdonald's itself

Let me tell you this wifi is TRASH

Person 1: OH My GOD I KEEP LAGGING
Person 2: HA YOU HAVE MCDONALD'S WIFI

by IconicFlame May 6, 2021

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Get the Mcdonald's wifimug.

When you bring your laptop into the bathroom with you, and place it on your lap as you are taking a shit...this way you can still talk on AIM/etc. and browse the internet, and brag to your friends how you are wiping your ass as you talk to them. Usually happens the morning after you've been drinking and have the infamous mud butt.

"transfering to the throne" is all that needs to be said and it will be understood you are transfering from wherever your laptop is mounted to the shitter.

"I took a wifi shit, and dropped my laptop on the ground and it broke my keyboard."

- true story.

by Tuffnuts June 22, 2006

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