Reverse 3d printer

When the person you're buttfucking presses their poop down into your urethra
Bro if you come over here and try to rape me I'll fucking reverse 3d printer you - Alex Nurzia
by the gushe October 17, 2022
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Money Printer Go Brrrr

The sound a printer makes when the federal reserve needs to print $6 trillion to prop up the stock market and sway away from the reality of current bad news. The 2020 COVID-19 outbreak caused the S&P 500 to crash 35% and reaching lows in mid-march. That was until Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve begin revving up their money printers to try and save the stock market from total collapse despite all the bad news so far.

30 Million people unemployed and a 15% unemployment rate? Doesn't matter, money printer go Brrrr

A total of 80,000 U.S. deaths from the coronavirus pandemic? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

The total collapse of the oil, tourism, and hospitality industry? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr
Example 1
WSB put holder: Why are stocks mooning when there is more bad news than good news? My puts are expiring worthless!
WSB call holder: Because money printer go Brrrrrrr

Example 2
Wojak Ancap: Nooooo! You can't just print more money that will cause hyperinflation and prices to go up!
Wojak Boomer: Haha money printer go Brrrrr
by Arizona Cardinals May 09, 2020
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I Do Not See The Printer

A more complicated version of the phrase "Fax No Printer" which means someone is speaking the truth. Since there is "no printer" then you simply say you can't see the printer
by CousinDater October 06, 2020
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stfu -_____-
"whoever sent you this video wants you to know"
"we jkcnajbocibanoincixnacixio"
" Fax, No cap, Copy, No printer, period."
by H4mez April 30, 2021
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by fuck-me-grande December 04, 2019
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Printer talk

When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.
Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.
by Boomer_Zoomer January 30, 2019
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