The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
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by Jason19871 May 02, 2015
The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.
It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.
by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020
1. A faux liberal is a usually a #SJW #wokester or #whitesaviour who goes around being pretentiously "#progressive " or "#secular ", but is covertly against freedom, as in a #commie or #radical .
2. Someone who pretends to know and own the entire bodies of history linguistics etc, but is factually a #charlatan .
2. Someone who pretends to know and own the entire bodies of history linguistics etc, but is factually a #charlatan .
Karen: Ya delusional! Why'd yo make up this fib about the "fiberal"? There's no mob outside in our streets, or vandals destroying property in the real world!
Laila: Oh babe! I just meet one in the virtual world! A #keyboardwarrior claimed #Dalai_Lama (who is not a #Lama ) and #Tibet speak Chinese or "Sino-" on #SouthAsia page of #Wikipedia AKA wok-fake-media. Sinicisation is a #fact #Getalife
Laila: Oh babe! I just meet one in the virtual world! A #keyboardwarrior claimed #Dalai_Lama (who is not a #Lama ) and #Tibet speak Chinese or "Sino-" on #SouthAsia page of #Wikipedia AKA wok-fake-media. Sinicisation is a #fact #Getalife
by Hardy Mollah June 16, 2022
1. A faux liberal is a usually a #SJW #wokester or #whitesaviour who goes around being pretentiously "#progressive " or "#secular ", but is covertly against freedom, as in a #commie or #radical .
2. Someone who pretends to know and own the entire bodies of history linguistics etc, but is factually a #charlatan .
2. Someone who pretends to know and own the entire bodies of history linguistics etc, but is factually a #charlatan .
Karen: Ya delusional! Why'd yo make up this fib about the "fiberal"? There's no mob outside in our streets, or vandals destroying property in the real world!
Laila: Oh babe! I just meet one in the virtual world! A #keyboardwarrior claimed #Dalai_Lama and #Tibet speak Chinese or "Sino-" on #SouthAsia page of #Wikipedia AKA wok-fake-media. Sinicisation is a #fact #Getalife #Gimmeabreak
Laila: Oh babe! I just meet one in the virtual world! A #keyboardwarrior claimed #Dalai_Lama and #Tibet speak Chinese or "Sino-" on #SouthAsia page of #Wikipedia AKA wok-fake-media. Sinicisation is a #fact #Getalife #Gimmeabreak
by Hardy Mollah June 16, 2022