Nattycolitis

the inability to form solid feces due to years of frequent natty light consumption

Theodore: "Dood, I blow up hard at work"
Jontae: "Yeah, same, I rarely shit solid any more"
Theodore: "HAHAHA, maybe we have Nattycolitis"

Sampsun: "Bro, I have been shitting rice water and blood for weeks. I think I have developed Chronic Nattycolitis."
Jeffrey: "I ferment mine."

Scott: "Ben, I haven't duked a solid log in months; all my poop is straight liquid."
Benjamin: "Uhhh, it sounds like you might have Nattycolitis. How long have you been bingeing on natty?"
Scott: "Probably 15 years, since I was 12, no doubt."

by SanduskyBwai69 November 20, 2011

Ben Nettleship

Ben Nettleship is a virgin.

Oh have you seen that virgin? He is such a Ben Nettleship right?

by Heyehhehehey October 27, 2019

buck nutty

to act wild or crazy in a given situation, as only a buck nutty (noun) can.

"So, what'd you do last night?"
"Oh, I got buck nutty on that bitch again."
"Tight."

by Method007 March 28, 2003

nutty geezer

A right cool dude who is full of banter and makes you laugh all the time. If you live up to those standards, you may be.... A nutty geezer l!

A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.

Did you see that dench lad called Kyle, he was a right nutty geezer,

by the nutty geezer March 12, 2015

Natty

Slang term for The College Football National Championship

Some college football teams like Clemson have played in the Natty multiple times. Others, like The University of South Carolina, have never come close.

by Ldhymnd January 6, 2017

nutty irish

an occurrence involving a ginger midget T bagging someone with his balls falling over the bridge of the nose, near each eye, while pooping into the poor fellow's mouth.

Hey Amanda, check out the Facebook album I just uploaded. It chronicles the evening that Ryan nutty irish-ed Wes!

by nutty irish herself June 28, 2008

Natty Hunt

Cruisin the streets lookin for open garages with fridges full of some nattys to wap on. Never actually results in nattys though because anyone who owns a house doesn't drink natty.

Yo, it's almost noon, you tryna start poundin?" "Yeah man, let's natty hunt for an ill minute.

by emoney$$$ May 10, 2011