Net gizzard

A man that goes to the chat room to pick up woman.

Yo Mack is such a net gizzard, he hooked up with four girls in AOL chat.

by BmoreSlim April 12, 2009

Fortniteburger.net

previously a picture of Reck It Ralph with his pp out, now a picture of a not very funny prom joke

Bruh go to Fortniteburger.net for a funny XD

by Fortniteburger.net September 23, 2019

Fanfiction.net

An enormous site - stigmatized by poor administration and bad decision-making on the part of rules - housing a broad (but not broad enough) range of fanfiction, ranging from the wonderful to the mediocre to the awful.


Considerably less impressive now due to restrictive rules placed on the types of entries allowed in recent years.


Motto: "Unleash your imagination and free your soul." No longer applicable.

I kinda used to love Fanfiction.net, but ever since the owners started to discriminate against certain kinds of stories and ban them, I've kinda thought maybe they should just call it Fanfiction.nazi

by CaffienatedYak July 28, 2004

net realisable value

The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)

The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.


Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

net nauseous (adj)

The feeling that one gets dizzy and wants to throw up after surfing the internet nonstop for a long time.

Surfing the net nonstop for three hours made her net nauseous.
net nauseous (adj)

by naami August 26, 2014

Adultfanfiction.net

The answer to Fanfiction.net's April 2003's ban on NC17 stories. Site is for anyone over the age of 18 to post their original and fiction stories of the R to NC17 rated stories. Current ratings are Adult, Adult+ and Adult++. Minors are not allowed, any found on the site will be removed and their stories removed without warning. Trolls and plagiarists will be removed, the plagiarists will be shelved into the Hall of Shame forever to be shamed by their actions.

A good story on the site Adultfanfiction.net can have romance and sex in it as long as it is written well by the author.

by Big dudette September 8, 2010

Net Neutrality

The only way the internet should be. Without Net Neutrality, you'll have to pay for basic everyday necessities.
Say goodbye to your social life, your education, online dating, gaming, and video streaming.

Ajit Pai of the FCC is the worst person ever.

~~Net Neutrality~~

"I want your money" - Ajit Pai

"We want our freedom" - Everyone else

by RevorxPatremunkis December 6, 2017