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Jerry-ness

(adj.) The epitome of creepiness often resulting in various forms of sexual harassment, severe uneasiness, restraining orders, and the urge for spontaneous uncontrollable vomiting for members of the opposite sex.
What the hell is that guy's problem?!? He keeps staring at my ass, ughhhh... he's got some serious Jerry-ness.

An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary white PF T-shirt that he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid fat physique, and while he tells everyone within a 50ft radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform a single pull-up, he then catches a glimpse of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will cause him to uncontrollably stare at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with be in complete contempt in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.
by italmafia1 June 14, 2010
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Selective No-ness

A skill that an urban dictionary editor engages when bombarded with attempts to define the name of an allegedly sexy and perfectly horny and delicious male or female, obviously posted by the girlfriend or boyfriend of that person.

Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.
God, another Toney?
Use your Selective No-ness, buddy!
by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010
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emo-ness

an adjective conversion for the noun emo which is used to label depressed or angry people
jhon : that kid looks pretty depressed

harry : yah his emo-ness is pretty compelling
by fraja December 23, 2010
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Karl-ness

Karl-ness is Karls own uniqe smell or scent not only resitricted to people with the name Karl. To describe your own scent you simply add ness to the end of your name eg. chris-ness, zak-ness. Everyone has a "ness" some good some bad and some peoples ness smells like shit!
I just caught a strong blast of karls karl-ness
by Zaky December 12, 2006
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villanueva-ness

To piss excellence and ejaculate glory; also to be of a motivational stand point or to describe ones own satisfaction with their accomplishments
I did so well on that ap exam, i have to chalk it up to my villanueva-ness
by Ken Gai June 2, 2007
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pe-ness

an insane kickass mother fucker from Port Elizabeth in South Africa with huge breasts and is slightly crazy who carries around a pocket knife to kill anybody who disses PE.
its amy barclay and kelly thompson.. flip, they're so gangster.. look how big their pe-ness is
you cant handle my pe-ness
by rainbow monkey July 14, 2011
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epic-ness

super cool ;
the coolest you can get.
rudy + ago are totally epic-ness ftw!

LMAO
by TRUDAAAAY-- July 27, 2009
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