nervous

A term describing a state wherein something is amiss, broken, partially missing, incomplete, or otherwise insufficient.

Funkmaster Flex "Yo, turn me up in my headphones. My headphones have a lot of static ... my headphones are mad nervous, yo!"

by lingabao August 23, 2012

Nervous Turtle

The shit that you take before a job interview or an important presentation caused by nervousness.

"I did an awesome presentation today on Investing for some clients. I was a bit nervous beforehand but felt much better after releasing some Nervous turtles"

by samimiami December 16, 2011

nervousest

feel the highest level of nervousness you have ever felt in your life

Is this the nervousest you've ever been Kerry?

by Nerves November 13, 2011

nervous erection

When you really want to do something but your nervous. Term can be used both literally or metaphorically

They all had nervous erections for the mountain pass. They had wanted to do the hike for a while but it was going to be difficult and dangerous in parts.

Rob had a nervous erection. She was the perfect combination of hot and willing but he was worried about not performing and cumping again.

by The Stinge2 March 17, 2017

Nervouscited

To be understandably nervous about a future event, whilst at the same time being really excited.

I am going on a hot date, tonight, and I'm really nervouscited, about it.

by Nutzdeep February 7, 2020

Nervous Laughter

When you fake a laugh when really inside you are so nervous. Common in introverts. This also happens when you are meeting someone new or in a new relationship. Normally you report this though to you best friend.

Girl: hey, you're cute wanna go out with me some time.

Guy: *nervous laughter* yeah, text me when and where

by Milaina March 2, 2020

prepared nervousness

when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it

1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 16, 2008