Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat 

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat by Buttering Your Biscuits September 29, 2019

Noisy neighbor 

When a male, staying in a hotel room with joined doors, opens his end and begins to masturbate so close to the other door that his hand bumps it with every stroke. When the curious occupant in the next room opens their door, the masturbating male ejaculates on the foot of the neighbor.

When I was on business in Tucson, I got banned from the hotel for pulling a noisy neighbor on the old lady in the next room.

Noisy neighbor by Ironbraden September 30, 2014

nosy neighbor 

When your taking a piss in a urinal and there are plenty of urinals to either side of you and someone walks in and starts pissing in the urinal right next to you and making you feel really uncomfortable, they are being a nosy neighbor. They can also make it even worse by making small talk with you, or even go so far as taking a peek at your junk.

Keith: So, the other day, I was pissing in an empty bathroom and in walks Mr. McClain and he pulls a nosy neighbor on me!

Beauford: Oh that sucks man.

nosy neighbor by slutbaby April 17, 2011

Number neighbor

Someone who still hasn’t messaged me back

Me : he I’m your number neighbor !
Number neighbor :

Number neighbor by applepeach August 7, 2019

Hello Neighbor 

A cartoony looking horror game that's not as scary as confusing. Like you have a puzzle where you have to pick a random globe, freeze it and then put it in a random podium to freeze a water. Meanwhile the neighbor will be the most annoying (and only) enemy you mean. His AI is more annoying than confusing as he can often see you trough walls, be super fast or just being a jerk in general.

Person A: Hey dude, how to solve the water puzzle in Hello Neighbor?
Person B: You freeze a random globe and then put it on a random podium.
Person A: You wot now m8?

Hello Neighbor by TheLegend25897 May 29, 2018

extra nosey neighbor

instead of jacking off on your friends girl you shout out "is there room for a third" and jump into their bed naked while they're fucking. try to rub against them as much as possible. this is the ultimate cock block!

dude im never inviting you over to my house again. that "extra nosey neighbor" you pulled wasnt fuckin cool man!

extra nosey neighbor by tha clitt commander March 22, 2009