when someone slits another guys throat and pulls his toung out of his neck to make it look like a necktie
by Natalie J April 28, 2008
A term used in southern Nigeria when a white man is lynched for appearing superior.
i.e. A result of Eugenics
i.e. A result of Eugenics
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
The act of taking a dump, but holding that dump hanging out of your butt cheeks, then recieving a tit wank. Leaving the tit-wanker with a brown tie.
Ross: You and Cath done anything ravishing lately?
Dan: Didya see that Brown Necktie she had on the other day?
Ross: Oh yeah.
Dan: My work.
Dan: Didya see that Brown Necktie she had on the other day?
Ross: Oh yeah.
Dan: My work.
by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006
The act of cutting the girl's throat, sticking your penis so far in her mouth that it comes out of the slit.
by Senor Cocknballs August 4, 2007
when u wear ear plugs (which are attached with the help of a plastic string) around your neck with them tucked under your collar. Ear plugs are then generally tied in some fashion (either standard shoe-string bow. Or if you are feeling particularly ambitious and wish to go through the trouble of doing so, you may tie your ear plugs into a bow tie or simple neck tie. WARNING: Neck tie and Bow tie styles are not appropriate for all occasions, usually limited to meetings. So dress appropriately.)
General Labor Worker 1: Schreiber neckties are so handy so u don't loose your earplugs!
GLW 2: I know...but one day i showed up late for work and didn't have time to make a bow tie and i felt so underdressed when i showed up for the meeting...
GLW 1: Yeah that was awkward for everyone...major breech of protocol...
GLW 2: I know...but one day i showed up late for work and didn't have time to make a bow tie and i felt so underdressed when i showed up for the meeting...
GLW 1: Yeah that was awkward for everyone...major breech of protocol...
by fuck u man, i can breath fire June 24, 2009
An Alabama Necktie is a sexual activity that is preformed between two family members, typically between aunt and nephew. The procedure for this move includes tying a tie very tightly around the female (or male in some cases) and using a males penis to loosen the tie through deepthroat. A substitution may be made for lesbian Alabama Neckties, or for men with shmeat.
Cousin #1 : Aunt Elizabeth got me socks for Christmas so I gave her an Alabama necktie.
Cousin #2 : Lucky! I think she is next on my list for doing the Alabama Necktie.
Cousin #2 : Lucky! I think she is next on my list for doing the Alabama Necktie.
by Alaskan Steamroller December 2, 2018
When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.
by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020