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Brown Necktie 

You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
"I gave that random trick a brown nectie last night."
Brown Necktie by Long Island August 15, 2004
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brown necktie 

To screw a slut in the ass and then titty fuck her with your shitty dick.
brown necktie by Tangy April 1, 2003

Brown Necktie 

When you take a dump between a chicks tits then fuck the shit between her tits. You can take it a step further as she sucks your dick when it pokes out the top of her tits.
After getting yet another crappy tie for christmas, i gave my wife a brown necktie of her own.

brown necktie 

A streak or small turd left by the anus on the chest just below the breasts during the act of titty-sex.
Man Joanne has big tits! I'm sorry I left a brown necktie when I screwed them!
brown necktie by robert.thomas August 22, 2003

Brown Necktie 

The act of taking a dump, but holding that dump hanging out of your butt cheeks, then recieving a tit wank. Leaving the tit-wanker with a brown tie.
Ross: You and Cath done anything ravishing lately?
Dan: Didya see that Brown Necktie she had on the other day?
Ross: Oh yeah.
Dan: My work.
Brown Necktie by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

Brown Neck Tie 

While you are slammin your chick in the ass, pull out and titty fuck her.
She will soon be left with a brown neck tie.
Last night I was packin my girls fudge, when I decided to fuck her titties. The shit in between her tits looked like a brown neck tie.
Brown Neck Tie by Pimp Daddy May 14, 2003

Brown Neck-Tie, White Collar 

When you're fucking someone in the ass then pull out and proceed to titty fuck them till you cum on their neck. Leave a brown streak between her tits and a white, cum cobered collar.
I was fucking her in the ass then I pulled out to give her a Brown Neck-Tie, white collar.
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