nutella bum

When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.

Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.

by Ethan Barnes February 7, 2017

nutella wristy

When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)

eg.

Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm

by In your endo June 14, 2014

Nutella Time

watching porn with the homies but instead of a group fap session we just eat instead, preferably bread and nutella

Hey Cliff I'm feeling really dry today, can we go to your place for a Nutella Time?

by beapimpnotasimp July 19, 2020

nutella guy

Our god.

I worship Nutella Guy.

by Nutella Guy February 19, 2019

Nutella kiss

The act of dropping a small amount of Nutella onto a piece of furniture (most commonly, computers) and then licking it off.

Dude, I had to give my keyboard the Nutella kiss this morning.

by cl4ssy September 6, 2012

Nutella Dick

Where a male covers his dick and balls in nutella and their partner licks it off

I gave my partner nutella dick last night

by fcfkhf January 13, 2019

nutella pops

A sexual act where oral sex is initiated by the use of nutella on the male genitals and cleaned off by a female or male if you swing that way....

Man, her mouth is so open...she wants some nutella pops!

by Rook83 September 21, 2011