nimroid

noun. Used to describe a person. A word that combines the term nimrod and the word hemroid, it is used to describe someone who is exceptionally annoying as well as uncommonly stupid. The most simple explaination when a person asks what the term you just used means would be "You are as dumb as a nimrod and as annoying as a hemroid...therefor you are a nimroid.

My girlfiend's little brother won't ever leave us alone long enough for me to slam it in her ass. He just keeps bargin in everytime I get ready to spit on her and throw it in. That kid is such a fucking nimroid.

Your dad is a nimroid. Your mother is a nimroid. I should have known...they would make a nimroid bitch like you.

by Dylan Fletcher June 9, 2005

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Nimrad

Someone who’s always mistaken for as Nimrod(stupid) but in reality is the unwitting catalyst of girls’ fluttering hearts.

Abbey’s Dad is such a Nimrad.

by Abbey’s Dad May 26, 2019

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Nimroderie

a spirit of idiocy and fellowship. See nimrod

The group's nimroderie became apparent when they began to render the Star Spangled Banner in a loud chorus of belches.

by rawa April 27, 2006

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Nimrodic

The conjoining of the words nimrod and moronic.

Both of these words tend to be used to describe a person that is stupid, foolish, an idiot, or a dumb jackass.

This is like a double whammy insult when calling someone nimrodic. It’s like saying the person is double the stupid.

Yesterday I saw this dude who walked into prison for the first time and hollered “Yo whatsup all y’all punk ass bitches! G-Dawg’s in the hiz-ouse!” I could tell right away that clown was nimrodic like a mofo!

by DarlingNiki18 October 27, 2021

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