This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.
Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.
by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017

A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.
by KirbyVibe_Check November 5, 2020

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014

A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.
by Mandizi May 25, 2010

by near death hottie October 31, 2010

by surganyolo October 1, 2012

by Kevin March 19, 2004
