The sport that uses TWO BALLS! Includes some of the best minds in engineering, and incredibly tough (for the most part) MEN who are willing to risk life and limb to bring people an exciting sport.
"NASCAR is stupid."
"Dude, NASCAR uses TWO balls, smart people, and tough (for the most part) men who know what they are doing.
"Dude, NASCAR uses TWO balls, smart people, and tough (for the most part) men who know what they are doing.
by Dyllpill March 29, 2009
The "sport" that all white trash loves. Watch as 43 drivers perform an exciting attempt at turning left for 4+ hours. Caution flags are thrown when wrecks happen, but most of the time it's because a harmless segment of a 4 day old cigarette is found on the track. Pit stops are made too. This is when the drivers cars are having a hard time
turning left or running out of gas. It is also an indicator of how much air pollution is being put in the air from 43 cars. Dale Jr wins every single time.
Danica Patrick loses every single time. The reason white trash attend these events is because they have to celebrate over their last deer kill by watching cars turning left. Often times in the bathrooms, there is nothing but shit in the urinals and piss in the toilets. This is the only place where the women's bathroom is grosser than the men's because of the blood addition. People who come here spend all their yearly savings of $30 to watch cars turn left. They can't afford any extra overpriced clothes, hats, etc. Don't get me started on the $10 toy nascars they sell at the races. This pretty much sums it all up.
turning left or running out of gas. It is also an indicator of how much air pollution is being put in the air from 43 cars. Dale Jr wins every single time.
Danica Patrick loses every single time. The reason white trash attend these events is because they have to celebrate over their last deer kill by watching cars turning left. Often times in the bathrooms, there is nothing but shit in the urinals and piss in the toilets. This is the only place where the women's bathroom is grosser than the men's because of the blood addition. People who come here spend all their yearly savings of $30 to watch cars turn left. They can't afford any extra overpriced clothes, hats, etc. Don't get me started on the $10 toy nascars they sell at the races. This pretty much sums it all up.
by bmb0909 September 21, 2015
The best sport in the world; has some of the world's most talented drivers; has some of the world's sexiest men (i.e. Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Kasey Kahne, Elliott Sadler, Dale Junior, etc.)
by Katie48 June 13, 2005
NASCAR, or the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is the sanctioning body for stock car racing in the United States. Teams compete in different series' within the sport to win races and the overall points championship at the end of the year. NASCAR is the world largest spectator sport and has been the governing body for these series' of stock car racing since 1949.
NASCAR racing is an exciting sport featuring high powered race cars and teams competing for the championship.
by NKMB November 2, 2015
Automobile racing that use to be interesting until the drivers in the series became too scared of speed and actual racing.
Bill : Hey what happened to NASCAR. Stan : oh you didn't hear the drivers and owners decided going fast was scary.
by Bacon13 March 14, 2015
by The kool kwilting klub June 26, 2015