NASCAR

A SPORT THAT MOST SAY IS TOO SIMPLE, LAME, AND BORING BUT THOSE WHO SAY THIS DON'T KNOW WHY NASCAR FANS LIKE IT SO MUCH. SIMPLE, LAME?? NOT SO MUCH

THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE OF AMERICA DO NOT LIKE THE SPORT OF NASCAR DUE TO ENERGY WASTE.

by TSsmoke14 October 5, 2009

NASCAR

A sport where rednecks drink beer while watching cars turn left for 500 miles
At high speeds

You want a beer while you watch nascar

by Nigger byte April 10, 2017

NASCAR

Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

As a true sports enthusiast, I can't say that I'm interested in NASCAR, because it's basically just a 'non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.'

by PURRfection January 27, 2019

NASCAR

Non-Athletic Simpletons Crashing at Random

NASCAR drivers only know how to turn left and smash into walls

by hank_gribble October 21, 2012

NASCAR

Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks

Hey whats Nascar mean?

Non athletic sport created around rednecks

by britchdawg January 18, 2019

NASCARing

Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn.

Person 1: What the hell is that redneck doing driving in circles?
Person 2: Oh he is just NASCARing .

by Some Fat Kid December 30, 2008

nascar

An event in which big car-shaped billboards, bearing the names of hundreds of corporations, are somehow driven around a track at very high speeds by smaller, human-shaped billboards

I don't understand how NASCAR does it. How do they get those billboards to go around the track so fast?

by agentsteve September 23, 2006