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A guy said that Nascar is a sport. Its not. He said its the best sport in the world. Its a lame excuse to allow hillbillies world wide to come together and watch a car go around a track 210 times. Its also a bad excuse to use up whats left of Americas oil supply and claim war of the middle east.
Man That Nascar is gay.
by Brad Smegal November 25, 2005
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a stupid hick "sport" in which 43 guys drive around in circles for 3 hours..wooo exciting. all you people who can auctually stay awake for those 3 or 4 hours should really see a doctor. or atleast watch a Champ Car or F1 race...they are auctually entertaing. And the only reason most women watch NASCAR is because they think some driver is cute or whatnot...which totally defies the point of auctually watching it. pffff stupid waste of TV time.
Mother:"Today is your dentist appt. for your root canal. Of course if you would rather watch the NASCAR race, you can stay home..."
Son: "NO WAY! I'd rather go to the dentists!"
by you suck April 03, 2005
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A poor excuse for motorsport which can it can thank all it's success on its marketing of high speed crashes, and the inability of it's fans to understand what is happening if they cannot see it.

Just slotcar racing for adults. and toosl.
"No one won today's Daytona 500 as the entire feild was wiped out at the first corner."
by sloanie March 18, 2005
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Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.

Not
All
Southerners
Care
About
Racing
Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR?
Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?
by superslacker87 February 07, 2006
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the easiest sport to follow while drunk...... all you have to do is watch all the cars to left turn after left turn after left turn.
"Dude im sooo drunk. i cant do anything right now..."sure you can lets go watch some rednecks play lets all make as many left turns was we can.... or nascar for short!"
by bnrs-r-us03 August 14, 2009
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a so-called sport whose fans represent the millions of americans that voted for george bush a second time; drunk morons that either drive in circles or watch other drunk morons drive in circles
nascar has the largest fan base of any "sport" in america- america has a lot of drunk morons
by jsgiiii July 13, 2008
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The most pointless "sport" in the world. Nearly worse tha golf, but not quite because it has cars instead of horny old guys with clubs.
John Doe- "Man, nascar is the stupidest thing on earth...almost as bad as those horny old fucks with clubs."
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