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A n00b is somebody who is complete and utter trash at a video game. They’ve never played before. If somebody has played for a while and continues to suck like Grant and Owen, they are still n00bs. You can also be a n00b at life, and anything really. Don’t be a n00b
Owen and Grant are such n00bs. They get no victory royales!
n00b by IHAVETOPOOPMATI May 17, 2018
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An average user on neopets.com
gamr437845329362(n00b): OMG!!! I am 9 yrs old b nice 2 me. im gonna report u for being mean to me.
Sensible Otaku: Schwat?
TNT(theneopetsteam): You have been banned for and will not be able to log back in. You suck. Don't try to contact us, it wont work! N00b!
N00b by Scotti August 11, 2006
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someone who has been playing a console for ages and still gets beat by people who have never played it before.
they think were usin hax0r but were not they r just TEH N00BS
n00b by Hanahrr January 11, 2008
a word only used by sci-fi/computer geeks. this word is used to put down someone through a computer game but ultimate geeks use this term in real life.
person1: oh look a train
train geek: no acctually thats a 123421456 Locamoitive, your such a n00b sometimes
n00b by hawkstain September 7, 2006
The fucking most stupid thing you could call someone over the internet.
Not only is it an internet insult, but its not even "cool" or makes you seem smart and "tuff".
All it does it make you look like a moron who spends too much damn time on the computer, therefore resorts to flaming meaningless people and calling them "n00bs"
And it even has this definition of it being a term used to call "people without spelling skills, grammar and show no sign of intelligence"
Please.
But simply posting the word n00b you are showing what a MORON you are. If your flaming somebody you could at least manage to make it an insult worth reading.
not-noob: lalalaloveee
person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: n00b
other-person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: (first they try to sound really intelectual, and then the drop the BIG ONE)you're such n00b.
not-noob: =(
actual-smart-person: N00b is just the stupidest thing you can possibly call someone and by calling someone a n00b you are making yourself look like aa idiot, and yes A NOOB, LOSAH.
not-noob" omgthanks
person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: whatever, n00b

AND THEN IT REPEATS ITSELF.
n00b by Paaaooo May 27, 2007
A spelling of "newbie" used by people who either:

A: Flunked out of English 101.
B: Too lazy to spell it the right way.
C: A term used by self-righteous a**holes to putdown anyone who can beat them at a game, or loses to them at a game.

Also, some people who call people "newbies" are unwilling to help out these people of lesser skill and feed upon the problem that they complain about in order to be better than them.
fuk u u n00b. I beet ur ass any time.

I lost to a n00b tactic on Starcraft.
n00b by Stephen U. February 14, 2006
A 'n00b' is a player that is new to a game, website forum or software application.

It is a word most commonly used now by testicularly challenged 13 year old gamers, it was originaly derived from 'newbies' or 'newbs'. Later becoming 'n00b' in the fields of counterstrike 1.6 and the like.

Although now considered a word to be used by internet newbies themselves, originaly it was neither insulting or derogatry. Instead it was used to inform others that You, or another person, were relatively inexperienced in a certain area.
*on seeing a guy killing team member, or staring at a box for 10 minutes straight*

Sam: That guy is a f***ing n00b.
Rick: Yeah, wtf is his name anyway? I cant read it with all those retarded numbers.
n00b by 5n1p3r@frag.club April 17, 2006