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love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.
The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.
by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024
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unhots my dog

Like harshesn Mello or kills my vibe
You know what really unhots my dog? How much Ivonne keeps complaining about people using metaphors in a sentence. Like chill dude
by jay the emperor December 30, 2022
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Flipping my dog

Putting on some revealing yoga pants, bikini, swimsuit or something similar which is SUPER TIGHT across the vaginal area, then going into some random Yoga pose on YouTube under the pretence of something "meaningful", "healthy" or "educational" and basically just showing the world your vagina through your inappropriate choice of clothing. The women doing it appear to not understand quite how or why this is SO INAPPROPRIATE and DISGUSTING, PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH.

You can tell the women who are a bit shy as they get their mates to do it with them so the viewer gets to see multiple flanges at the same time. Nice.

The best bit is the videos often have some random Indian dude watching (probably knocking one out at the same time) which is just super random and unnecessary but kinda makes youtube what it is today.

If you're done with watching pornhub and even the TS channel isn't floating your boat any more, try searching dog flipping for an interesting and somewhat random wank. You may even learn some yoga along the way.
Just type in "flipping my dog" on youtube and you'll understand.
by Large Weapon December 2, 2024
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Walkin' My Dog, Zero

A another way of saying...Im smoking Marijuana.
Im really high because I've been Walkin' My Dog, Zero all day!
by Dr.Sprow January 18, 2010
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My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.
I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it
by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023
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My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman
by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022
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Take my dog to the groomers

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
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