MattySlays

some hoe that says I'll be back later and joins another vc

wow she left she is such a mattyslays

by HoldMyHoops69 August 1, 2017

Matty Croc

the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola

Fuck look at that lizard mate, should we do a Matty Croc?

by JFKpeekedglaz February 15, 2021

Mattydfan

An idiot that causes wrecks on the am24 league, also a biased official, he always changes his name after fights so he wouldnt get caught, his current username on discord is “diecast addict, he once got mad over NR2003, also wished cancer on am24

I am an idiot, also known as a mattydfan

by Birdboitheman July 6, 2021

Matty bitch

A man known for being homo gay queere and always weird towards his friends usually having done a Mexican lawnmower to you then throwing his fingers in your ass

Man. Yo I saw you with that matty bitch
Gay guy. Yea he shoved his fingers in me and down my throat

by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021

matty baka

the most beefiest, muscular, powerful man in all of target corporation. if you’re a matty baka you are also a short king✊🏼😩

omg you’re a matty baka!? can i birth all 220 of your kids!?

by mattybaka November 1, 2021

matty birt

Matty Birt is a name given to a ball player, commonly playing as GK or CF. His main traits are BIG saves and overhead kicks. This player is sometimes referred to a cross between Gareth Bale and David Seaman.

Qwoar this lad looks like a Matty Birt!

by Altrib September 8, 2022

matty G

He is often called "matty QUEER". Describes the type of person who is your friend when he is with you, but pulls a matty G when he hangs out with his gay ass friends.

Yo, that's matty G's calculator SON!

by youre my boy, plu January 23, 2008