mustang

mustang is another shitty car that cant smoke anything, it must have tang to smoke it. why the hell would it be a cobra when it's a horse?

My Mach 2000 Cobra Shelby Saleen Roush Mustang has a v36 engine in it, got about 100 hp on mach 2000, 1000 on cobra, 26317963 on shelby, 712893612753921 on saleen, and 137452954363157854343 on roush, it's soo powerful, it cant even smoke a civic

by FUCKMUSCLECARS July 6, 2007

Mustang

Crap between the years of 1977 and 2003. Brought back to a promising life with the 2003 Cobra. Finally a boosted car.

Hey look, that mustang thinks he can beat my dsm.
Well, that mustang thought wrong.
I hope that mustang likes the talon logo on my tail light because he'll be seeing it all day.

by v8 killer December 4, 2003

Mustang

A slow want to be muscle car. For people that dont care if a car is fast, they just want it to look fast. People with bad taste that like to waste money love them. Almost as crapy as a rice burner

That guys not gay, he just likes slow cars. His Mustang is perfect for him.

by The real truth hurts July 18, 2009

mustang

When you beat somebody in any pool/billiards game 5 to 0. (5.0)

How did you do against that guy? "I just mustanged him."

by mike b. December 21, 2004

Mustang

The lowest level of car and horse but can be used to describe any general pile of shit. The use of it to describe someone's car also infers shittyness apon the owner of said car.

Mustangs are piles of shit and their owners are shitty people.

by Nutscack December 5, 2018

Mustang

A vehicle that hp to price point allow young novice drivers to aquire them. Then they surf them over curbs and into crowd.

Anthony has a mustang now. Hope he doesn't go crowd surfing in it...

by Hellcat15 March 8, 2022

Mustang

A small car built by FoMoCo in the early 60s often mis-characterized as a "muscle car". Originally marketed to teenage drivers not interested in performance, but didn't want to drive their father's land yacht, either. Being the 60s, though, performance tuners such as Carrol Shelby made small cars go fast and so a tiny handful of "High Performance" Mustangs from the 60s do exist. However, even a factory Boss 429 ranks alongside a more common Pontiac GTO of the same year in terms of performance, but cost more than twice as much, and is now so rare that if you see one, it is likely parked behind a rope in a museum. Ford built cars to perform on the track, not the street.

Thanks to its lack of performance, however, it managed to survive the 70s that killed off so many of its muscle car cousins and struggled back to its former glory in the 1980s when 302s were considered big, powerful engines. Thanks to advances in technology and lower performance standards, Mustangs are considered to be the standard bearer of the glory days of Detroit Muscle, spawning other ugly retro-designed cars such as the new Camaro and Challenger.

"That guy's got a '65 Mustang. He must be a real stud!"
"Not really, my mom drove one of those in high school."

"What is that, a 302 in your Mustang? How cute!"

by Uncle Sherm October 15, 2009