The cousin to the infamous no-shave-november, Mustache March is the month of the year in which men are required to grow out a mustache of some sort. The Standalone is the most acceptable mustache of march, but mustaches such as the French Mustache and The Handlebar Mustache are also very nice to see in Mustache March.
Chuck: "Man i was flirting with this girl today and she just totally blew me off. i think it is because of this stupid mustache i have been growing to proove my man hood... i hate mustache march"
by guppietoe December 23, 2009
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Extremely creative drinking game created by a U.S. citizen and an Israeli. The objective of the game to to make paper cut outs of mustaches and adhere them to a TV while randomized programing is playing, every time a face on the TV lines up with the aforementioned mustache, it's owner must drink. If played at a bar the bartender also creates a house mustache and when a face lines up with said mustache everyone drinks. He may also move any mustache anytime he wishes and change the channel at will. During the duration of the game he/she also serves as extreme dictator of any rulings and may add any house rules at will.
by Ducatti 9999 December 27, 2011
Get the Mustache Game mug.A woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. She is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered. That is a Mustache Ride.
Annabelle - "Can I have another mustache ride James?"
James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."
James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."
by Nicholas James McDowell September 28, 2006
Get the mustache ride mug.A girl on the outside who seems to be wholesome, but upon closer inspection she turns out to actually be very promiscuous. She is disguising her true sluttiness, much like someone might use a musatche to disguise their identity.
I started dating this girl, and was about to introduce her to my mother, but when I brought her back to my apartment, she let me, and my roommates run a train on her. Turns out, she was a mustache slut.
by urban sam October 7, 2006
Get the mustache slut mug.When a fine young girl is dating an ugly creeper with a mustache, we call him her Mustache Cash Stash.
Guy 1: Dude, whats that hot piece of ass doing with that fat dude with the creepy mustache?
Guy 2: Oh, thats just her Mustache Cash Stash.
Guy 2: Oh, thats just her Mustache Cash Stash.
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