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Mushroom Method

1. A public relations strategy frequently used by government agencies, corporations and law enforcement officials. It means "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."

The goal is to delay any public disclosure of information as long as possible by releasing half-truths, distortions and useless information to the media.

Origin of the Metaphor: Farmers use manure, millet and recycled wood chips to grow mushrooms in dark, steamy rooms. Hence, "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."
Detective: "That reporter from the News-Tribune keeps calling me about our runaway child case. What should I do?"

Police Chief: "Try the Mushroom Method. He'll lose interest after a few days and move on to something else. I've seen it work a million times."
by Peter Kobs July 19, 2010
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A mushroom stamp

when a male slaps his penis off the forehead of another individual, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark.
Jen was steppin out of line, so i gave her a mushroom stamp.
by Andrew O. Ben S. TC M. October 7, 2005
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infected mushroom

The best psy trance artists ever.

Erez and Amit Duvdevany from Israel have sold more than 250,000 albums world-wide and more than one million people have flocked to see them live. Brothers who were classically trained, hated it, but now extremely grateful towards their mother because their classical music skills greatly contributes to writing their own music.

Infected Mushroom playing live is simply astonishing. They actually PLAY LIVE, with synthesizers, electric guitars that are crazily tuned, and singing. In Israel and Brazil they are treated as proper rock stars.

Even though psy trance is much deeper underground than trance, Infected Mushroom has sustained places in the top 50 DJ Mag polls. Their albums include Israliens and one of their best tracks is Arabian Nights on Mescaline.
OMGuh just listen to IM's tracks! You'd have to be on magic mushrooms to make this kind of music!

Infected Mushroom's coming to Peru? Let's go and get infected!
by dj DTK May 18, 2006
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button mushroom

A very, very small penis.
I need a magnifying glass to see that button mushroom of yours!
by Pete November 20, 2004
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mushroom breath

the act of having cock on ones breath from sucking too much
man my girl had really bad mushroom breath last nite but it sure felt good giving it to her
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com February 17, 2008
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mushroom management

Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, and when they grow up, cut them off at the roots. (At least this is the way I remember hearing it in 1974.)
Yeah, ACR is a true believer in mushroom management.
by Hot Licks November 1, 2015
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cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.
Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).
by Master Nudist January 21, 2008
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